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Rich as a Nazi

A phrase said when your wealth equates that of a Nazi.When you are in possesion of a lot of money and want to exclaim it.Comical, as comparing your well-being with a Nazi is unacceptable, socially and...

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Absoloute-Fuck-Hole

A person who acts in a way that displeases you more than you could have imagined.Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak. Jack - "Tonight, I'm going to get so much pussy, when...

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Pink-Polo

One who wears designer pink polo-shirts regularly. Usually people who behave irritatingly in social situations.Term mainly used in England.Someone who wears pink, acting like an alpha-male, as their...

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Englaised

Amalgamation of 'England' and 'malaise'.The feeling an English person gets from England's winter weather.A dark, brooding, cold and wet atmosphere, rendering you tired, uncomfortable with a healthy...

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Procrastigasm

When your procrastination reaches it's peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks. Michael - "Oh God! I've just spent three weeks...

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Aerophobia

Or 'Aerophobic' - someone who suffers from mild to intense annoyance at being on an Aeroplane, not necessarily out of fear of crashing......Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their...

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Screenwriter

The Inventor of a film.The most under-valued person in the filmmaking process. Person#1: "Casablanca, what a masterpiece. You know it took four screenwriters to write that?Person#2: "What's a...

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Drink-Fuck

A mind fuck of the mouth. When one takes a sip of what they think is one thing but is in fact another. Woah, what a drink-fuck, I could have sworn that was lemonade.

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Time-Fuck

When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum. Sam -...

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Native American

The 'original' Americans.White man stole their land so they took their scalps and built casinos. The Native American enjoys white-man-scalping, long walks on the beach followed by black jack.

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Wing-It-Dinner

An important meal that is concocted out of random odds and ends because you forgot to go grocery shopping.i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments. Man, I'm starving, I only had a wing-it-dinner!

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Astrology

An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives,...

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Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all...

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